It was still dark this morning when I decided to wake 'The Him' who lives in my home.
I could hear a strange and loud purring coming from his place of sleep but it stopped when I jumped on his chest. He sat up in shock and I told him it was time to stroke me as I deserve. He made some strange noise with his mouth and his whiskers quivered but he did stroke me. It was fine for a while but I soon got bored and told him so by biting his hand. He understood and stopped. I did get off his sleeping place in a hurry though in case he barked any more strange noises at me.
I realised it was time for food and as I can't manage to wake 'The Her' I had to return to the sleeping place of 'The Him', he'd gone back to sleep. How could he, didn't he know I wanted food?
I jumped onto his chest again and started to explain my tummy was empty. Yet again he sat up and I found myself sliding down his chest to his lap. He purred something and I heard my name mentioned very loudly, but he swung his legs out giving me chance to jump off and lead the way to my dishes. He followed.
I saw 'The Him' pick up my dishes and take them away . A minute later he brought them back clean and emptied some food into one and water into the other. Water huh, I suppose it will do. He left me to eat in peace. When I'd had enough I went to thank him and all he did was pull his bedding around him. I purred my thanks and left to have a sleep.
I went to 'The Her's' bed. I know she will let me sleep and not disturb me.
After a little sleep I woke up and stretched as I do. 'The Her' was also waking up. I wished her good light and she stroked me. It was nice, especially when she rubbed inside my ears. I purred at her. I also said "Thank you" even though it was no more than my due, after all we have to show the long legs that we have manners.
She left her sleeping place and I saw her go to my dishes. I saw her take them away again and then return with them clean again. Then I saw her put more food and water in. Two first light meals in a day, wonderful. " The Him' was up and had his fur on, she went to him and pointing at my dishes made loud noises at him. Then she returned to me and stroked me. I jumped off her sleeping place and with a purr left to eat my new first light meal.
Sometimes the long legs can be so kind but I think that's because I've trained them well.
I could hear a strange and loud purring coming from his place of sleep but it stopped when I jumped on his chest. He sat up in shock and I told him it was time to stroke me as I deserve. He made some strange noise with his mouth and his whiskers quivered but he did stroke me. It was fine for a while but I soon got bored and told him so by biting his hand. He understood and stopped. I did get off his sleeping place in a hurry though in case he barked any more strange noises at me.
I realised it was time for food and as I can't manage to wake 'The Her' I had to return to the sleeping place of 'The Him', he'd gone back to sleep. How could he, didn't he know I wanted food?
I jumped onto his chest again and started to explain my tummy was empty. Yet again he sat up and I found myself sliding down his chest to his lap. He purred something and I heard my name mentioned very loudly, but he swung his legs out giving me chance to jump off and lead the way to my dishes. He followed.
I saw 'The Him' pick up my dishes and take them away . A minute later he brought them back clean and emptied some food into one and water into the other. Water huh, I suppose it will do. He left me to eat in peace. When I'd had enough I went to thank him and all he did was pull his bedding around him. I purred my thanks and left to have a sleep.
I went to 'The Her's' bed. I know she will let me sleep and not disturb me.
After a little sleep I woke up and stretched as I do. 'The Her' was also waking up. I wished her good light and she stroked me. It was nice, especially when she rubbed inside my ears. I purred at her. I also said "Thank you" even though it was no more than my due, after all we have to show the long legs that we have manners.
She left her sleeping place and I saw her go to my dishes. I saw her take them away again and then return with them clean again. Then I saw her put more food and water in. Two first light meals in a day, wonderful. " The Him' was up and had his fur on, she went to him and pointing at my dishes made loud noises at him. Then she returned to me and stroked me. I jumped off her sleeping place and with a purr left to eat my new first light meal.
Sometimes the long legs can be so kind but I think that's because I've trained them well.
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