Sometimes settling into a new home is difficult but there have been no major problems here after teaching the humans ( a Pack?) that my teeth are quite sharp if they try to handle me and sometimes just when they stick their fingers through the bars. After all, if you stick fingers in to offer treats we have to bite, you mustn't be surprised to be bitten if you stick them in treatless and expect us to notice.
Anyway, I want to introduce the family. Obviously there's me and like most of my kind I'm very intelligent and very underestimated. But there are exceptions to every rule I suppose so here's Penny. She's my sister and I love her dearly but she's not the brightest jewel in the box. Fortunately she's playful and very affectionate so the humans don't notice.
Next we have Bernadettte, or Bernie who is a lot younger than Penny and I but who is a quick learner and copies Penny's every move. She makes me laugh when the humans get her out as she pees on them a lot and hasn't quite learned to keep her soiling to one particular area yet. They have a lot of cleaning up to do once she's been out to play. Finally we have Priya, the youngest and smallest of our pack. She's most like our original ancestor Rattus Rattus except it looks like she wears white socks.She's starting to get used to the humans but hasn't properly learned about getting treats yet.
As I say the humans aren't too bad here and they're learning quite well. But for some strange reason they also have a cat. Hmm, just one of a Clowder but that's enough. It's taken a little longer to train him since all he seemed interested in was catching us before. Penny taught him a bit of a lesson by climbing up his back leg when he happened to be on the seat when she and I had been got out to entertain the humans. He was so surprised he ran away. Though he's ventured close a few times he keeps a wary eye out.
It was funny a few days ago when I managed to reach the floor and ran towards an open door. As I reached it he was on the other side. We both saw each other at the same time and were startled. I was surprised long enough to be caught and my escape foiled, he was just stunned into inaction though he claimed afterwards to have helped catch me and basked in the credit even though he'd done nothing. He's a sly one and bears watching. Don't get the wrong idea about the escape either. It's not that I don't like the humans or the house they've given us but I like the idea of the open spaces outside. So, you may just hear of more attempts. If I ever make it of course you won't hear anything except from the cat who is the only other one who can use the computer which I've 'borrowed' while he's asleep.
So there we are. You've met me and my family now. Oscar the cat claims to be a Superior but I think you can work out for yourselves whoever you are that he's fooling himself and that we by dint of our brains ( well maybe not Penny) are the superiors round here. We just don't need to brag about it. I hope you get to enjoy more of our activities and adventures when we venture forth from our house within a house. As for me, I'm delighted to meet you.