So, I was around at early light time enjoying a snack after a hard dark time getting comfortable. My 'The Him' and My 'The Her' came through to where I was and told me to behave today ! I know, it was really cheeky but sometimes you have to let some things pass. They told me they were going out and would be back later. Since I let them come and go as they like ( not like some owners who follow their Longlegs everywhere), I raised an eyebrow in goodbye. Well, I was busy eating wasn't I. After they left I finished eating and went to have a short nap. That's always fun since I can pick and choose where I go. This time I settled on going to My 'The Him's' sleeping place and napping on his nightskin. The smell is sometimes strangely comforting.
Rousing myself from the nap later I found myself still alone. Being fearless I decided to make sure the property was safe by checking each room. Most of them seemed OK and with just two left to do I went into their sitting place. On the arm of her seat I spied a bag of the odd colourful things she likes to eat. They're very small and round and very very light. I haven't tried one but they did look interesting and I wanted to make sue no-one had touched them while she was out. There may be peace between those rodents and I for now, but I don't trust them. Anyway, as I pulled at the top of the bag to open it the bag tore a bit and quite a few fell out. They were all over the floor. I picked one up with my teeth and they felt strange and tasted a little funny. I think she'll be grateful I threw some way when she gets back.
The last room was the food/eating room. I glanced round but it looked like there was no food left open. I couldn't smell anything anyway. They had probably put it in the white box that blows cold over food. Shame as I would have checked that there was nothing gone off for them. My glance round the room told me something wasn't quite as usual but I couldn't place it at first. I decided to look a second time more carefully and there it was. The box that has the fish in it was open at the top. Well part of it anyway. Whoever had given them their food ( fancy eating flake) had left it open. I thought that might prove dangerous so I decided there and then to close it. Up I jumped with the balletic poise with which I'm gifted. On to the side of the sink, across the place the water drains off their cups and a quick jump up onto the box. I know you can see through all sides of the box but it was strange to see them from up top. I decided to watch them for a minute and leave the top open. here we're quite a few fish in there and they came in all shapes and colours. One in particular was quite big and a very bright colour was swimming very near the surface. You don't get a clear idea of the fin from above so I just put my hand down to try and turn it over for a small time. I suppose I moved quite fast because I know the fish are fast. My paw missed but the water splashed and it was funny seeing the fish all dart away. As the big fish edged back towards me I repeated the move but this time my paw caught it. Instead of turning it over I must have jerked my arm back in shock and the fish came out at great speed, left my paw and flew across the room to land on the floor at the far side. It flopped for a small time then lay still.
It was at this stage I knew I'd never be able to get it back up here to the box. Being a thinker I decided to leave it alone until My 'The Her' arrived back and she could do it for me. I decided to get back down from the box and head off to take a quick nap. Before I did so I remembered why I'd got up in the first place and shut the lid with my paw.
It was a short time later they returned and I heard as My 'The Him' entered that room,
"Julia, one of your fish has learned to fly. I'm afraid it's dead. How strange, I've known fish jump out of an open tank before though never so far, but this is very strange since the tank is closed."
"That is strange David" she replied. "you fed them this morning, it must have jumped out while you had the lid open."
" That's all I can think of too darling. Don't worry, I'll buy you a new one to replace it."
So a lesson has been learned today. If someone tells me to behave when I don't need to be told, they end up getting paid back for it. And they're so silly as to think there are flying fish like birds. Sometimes I despair of Longlegs.