Take this light for instance. As the flying things started to sing I went to wake up my 'The Him', I needed a hug and some food. My dish was empty and I can't understand how they could let that happen just because I happened to eat it in the dark time. Anyway, as I jumped up onto him he had the cheek to roll over which nearly threw me off his sleeping place. There's no way I could tolerate that of course so being the kind Superior that I am I moved up and stuck my nose in his ear.
That didn't seem to do much either but I noticed a gap which would allow me to settle in a warm place beside him till he woke. I moved down along his back under the thing that covers him in the dark time. It was warm and cosy and I rested. That is until he rolled back again! That disturbed me and so I moved a little further down until I found his paws...then I bit one. Lo and behold 'The Him' got up suddenly.
While he was up I thought no time like the present and reminded him about my empty dish. He filled it so I had a quick snack and returned to the warm spot for another nap. After all he was up now and wouldn't need it again. For some reason he didn’t seem happy with me though.
When I roused a little later both my 'The Her' and 'The Him' were about. I went to her and jumped onto her knee so that she could give me the cuddles and strokes I deserved. For a change and as a reward I left her knee and jumped on his. His mood must have improved a bit because he stroked me without throwing me a single dirty look. Now, having given them both the chance to do their duty by me I jumped down and left the house via a clearway into the garden. The birds were singing and there was warmth from the light above. I settle now under a tree to rest. Zzzz
Julia- Oh for the life of a superior eh?
Wise Cat. An ancient saying: When the light time is nice and comfortable, beware of the dark time.