"Can't I just take it with me wherever we''re going Amy"?
"Better not Penny since we don't want to leave clues that we left home without Longlegs help."
"Right Penny, we made it. This is the box I've seen the Longlegs use and also that smug cat who thinks he's better than us. Him pretending to ignore us but I see those whiskers on the go twitching at our every move. OK now Penny. you have to listen. I need to press these buttons and will ask you to press some too. Yes, it's important, and yes you can write the pretty words."
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx "Penny, don't lean on the letters please!"
HELP, we are two Lady Rats being held against our will inside a cat infested house. I know he will tell lies about us so that he doesn't have to tell his friends we have taken his place in the affection of the Longlegs.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx "Penny, get your tummy off the keyboard please!"
To resume..... You will no doubt hear that we took a piece from his tail which is not true. He was leaning on our home and licking his lips when my sister decided to see if she could get him through the bars-as she does with everything- and had to get a good grip with her teeth to allow her to brace herself with her hands. No malice intended. I want the world to be aware that we are not here by choice and that I was caught on the last dash for freedom I made.
"Penny Dear, don't try and eat that please, you'll cut off the electrickers we need to send this message."
To resume...... Please disregard anything the cat says about us until you've heard our side of the story but be prepared for squeals if he attempts to make a meal of us. His squeals I mean. But, if you want to rescue us from this environment, we'll be most grateful.
"Yes Penny, I know you're hungry, we can go back now. You just write the pretty words at the end and sign it.!
HALP US PLAESE
PENI NAD AMI.